One more day of thanking God for not making me a ManUtd fan 🙏

Did you know that there's enough DNA strands in a person that when you stretch it out, it can reach the moon and back about 1500 times. Now imagine all of that being wasted on the human ulcer that is Elon Musk.

Getting high on acid and watching the lighthouse, because i want to kill any part of my psychology that's still healthy

Nah shouldn't have watched this in the tube and lol'd after

Lib and let lib

BBC reporting on DPRK (North Korea) overlaid on queen funeral procession

Coming back to London after a month made me realise how amazing it is. It's a shame it's filled and run by British people tho.

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Let's stop these mfs together, poor small businesses like BT and Sky have been dealing with this BS since forever 😨😔

Kendall Baker So Netflix is moving like a probation officer

thanks to netflix everyone born after 1998 is about to learn what a torrent is.

I don't think I've had as much of a love-hate relationship as I've had with london public transport. Idk if i love or fucking despise it with all my life.

we dont take mental health seriously in this country and I'm glad Obama's talking about it a lot of people don't know he actually took a leave of absence during his presidency to get treatment for clinical depression, google "obama kunduz hospital 2015"

Who is Elon Musk? An Evil, Parasitic Elitist, Unfunny, Far-Right Dog Whistling, Disgusting Piece of Trash. Here is a thread: 🧵

transphobia is a legitimate brain disease that eventually causes people to suspect EVERYONE of being trans. we are watching that happen in real time on a website run by a transphobic dead beat dad freak. this harms trans women AND ciswomen. yall are WEIRD AS FUCK

Seeing Imane Khelif bursting into tears after winning after a global smear campaign against her breaks my heart💔 x.com/DZFOOTBALLDZ/s…

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