@_BenTheodore
Go to bed. It's getting late.
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calendar_today17-01-2007 08:30:51
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3 years ago
EVERY BARISTA EVER 🤣🤣🤣
“Did you know Kyrsten Sinema is bisexual?” Yeah, she just fucked millions of men and women
Ten Republican senators have countered Biden’s COVID relief plan with their own: a translucently-thin slice of a single bean
This can't be the same body that went to 3 day music festivals
first they came for Donald J Trump, and I said nothing because I was not Donald J Trump. Then they came for Gamest
Two elderly British ladies greeting each other
lord please grant me the misplaced confidence of the state of Florida
Libs don't get to be happy about politics. They get to be smug, that's it, that's literally all they're capable of. Just Jim-facing the camera while people die in the streets saying 'it's the best we can do with a congressional majority!'
Chairman Bernie’s 1st meeting with Biden
The Inaugural Address
Biden's America
Ted Cruz rolling a marble down the Rube Goldberg Machine of Fascism then taking a quarantine break to jerk off for two weeks to an onlyfans preview
Ugh she didn't even tell her banger of a joke, gimme that blizzard talk Klob
He's a well respected man about town, dropping drones with civility 🎶
Priest Begs God To End America #InaugurationDay
6 years ago
my grandmother used to tell me that everything feels better once you wake up in the morning so i've def been asleep since june 2016