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Been fired from my job in the sewer. Twenty years down the drain.

Looks like a new direction from Neil and Chris.

Flea stuff Fleeced? Tough

When I see people tweeting stolen versions of my tweets (the person he's quote tweeting has 4k likes on it too), I always reply linking to the original tweet saying "Thanks, the original is here", and it barely ever gets acknowledged.

🏆Achievement Unlocked🏆: Your bootleg art looked so convincing that it got you muted from an art subreddit

This massive drop in the value of Trump's media company must surely be related to his poor debate performance last night. Note that it's quartered in value since April, but it's never dropped this much overnight.

...my favourite excuse is "Kamala had a load of lines memoriszed". Oh so you mean she was prepared. Reminds me of the last line in this old song.

Me: Can you recommend wine to me? Waiter: Yeah, it's lovely

TOP TIP: Convince neighbours you're shrinking by walking past their window with progressively larger jars of Hellmann's mayonnaise.

The irony of trumpeting the importance of the marketplace of ideas when you've paid twitter to promote your tweets and replies above more popular accounts.

If anything, The Lighthouse Family steered me towards rock.

This is suddenly a bit topical

Democrats should troll Trump at their next rally by playing music by Nick Drake.

"I'm here to pick up my new desk" said Tom comfortably #dailyTomSwifty