sometimes i get sad and then i remember this video exists

My monthly public service announcement: You can be successful and nice at the same time.

Every sport is just bowling with a few minor tweaks

a whale would never tell you what to do with your own fuckin body

I hope Cersei dies today. Happy Mother's Day everybody.

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF LITERALLY ANY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT #GameOfThrones

whales don't think your sister is prettier than you

whales don’t think anyone is prettier than you

historically speaking, whales have not fucked up nearly as much as humans have

listen, whales have done almost nothing wrong and humans have done almost everything wrong, so it’s close

Spot the difference.

no one: literally no one: bitches with hydroflasks:

guys that wear lululemon know wtf is going on

A day in Yoni Gill’s studio with adidas.

It's Boorito season.

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country. The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not. I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

most whales are not paid nearly enough for all that they do