Tonight at Schubas ☞ Open Mic with Clare Austen-Smith + Jeanine Weber 7:30PM DOORS | 8PM SHOW | 21+ FREE✨bit.ly/3B3IBNA

Tonight at Schubas ☞ Open Mic with Clare Austen-Smith + Jeanine Weber 7:30PM DOORS | 8PM SHOW | 21+ FREE✨bit.ly/3BlFlgS

🌸 𝒸𝓁𝒶𝓇𝑒’𝓈 𝒷𝒾𝑔 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓌🌸 Yowza, this is turning out to be a goodbye to remember!! Clare Austen-Smith is going out with a bang alongside AJ , Skyler Higley, Jeanine Weber, gena gephart ,and Moontype. TIX ➫ ➫ bit.ly/clare-sv

IM TAKING THIS BADLY

It’s ok to be not funny as long as u are delightful

-We begin life, attached to a cord (umbilical) -Then we spend our lives attached to a cord (phone charger) -Then at the end of life, nothing really cord-related happens Interesting…

TONIGHT @ SCHUBAS Schubas Open Mic Hosted by Jeanine Weber 🎤 Free | Upstairs Lounge | 21+ 7:30 PM Doors | 8:00 PM Show

Isn’t it weird that your fingers on one hand are all really good friends and yet they know virtually nothing of the fingers on your other hand

My friend wrote this from a boat

isnt it relaxing to be insane

I need to go back to remembering that nothing is good and nothing is bad

I’d rather be dead than be cold… and that’s valid…

TONIGHT @ SCHUBAS Schubas Open Mic Hosted by Jeanine Weber, adrienne stout, and Aaron Klinger 🎤 Free | Upstairs Lounge | 21+ 7:30 PM Doors | 8:00 PM Show

excited to share my first print piece for The New Yorker Humor newyorker.com/magazine/2022/…

Best Shouts I've ever read. Honored to know rima parikh !!!