BREAKING NEWS🚨 After being active on campus last night, Jack woke up on time today and is expected to start

Congratulations to Best Lib/Setter award winner Lambeto Malinis for setting a career high 11 assists during the OSU tournament Apparently you’re good for something more than just booty clenching Berty!

MSU Injury Report🚨 ACTIVE: Everyone on Instagram OUT: (of hair) Richard Enty (butthurt)- saw too many memes posted about him from XUVB See you tomorrow Richard Nt 😤

I love this place and this brotherhood. Thank you, Notre Dame ☘️

ORVVC Day 1 Injury Report🚨 ACTIVE: Enty (MSU)- back in town Alex’s parents (GOATs)- picking up team lunch QUESTIONABLE: Sean (dues)- still missing Ludwig (government)- liked Elons salute OUT: Jack (shoes)- left in someone else’s room Grube (knee)- only wants to play outside

Steph doesn’t get paid enough

They don’t make em like they used to

Saturday Scaries

Size matters boys

Inside sources say the schedule for tomorrow’s games drops tomorrow (midnight)!

Ranking the best things to happen in sports today: #1- Xavier Men’s A wins MIVA D2 #2- Ovi breaks the NHL all time goals record