.Richard Nt showing up to practice for the 80th year

lets give Marla Gibbs them flowers 💐 #BlackTwitter

Guess who remembered their Twitter login just before conference finals and nationals👀👀🔙🔛🔝🔜

And the Mimi for most likely to sleep thru their alarm before nationals goes to…the entirety of the freshman and sophomore classes

X drops its last game of the tourney to Calvin Klein University 23-25, 21-25 Appreciate the love and support this season 🙏

Day 2 in the books, rosters looking sexier than ever (minus when Luke was on one still 👀) Official teams coming soon #sexy #applebees #lookingcut

MIVA Championship Injury Report: Alex- still celebrating St. Pattys (ACTIVE) Grube- single (QUES) BC- stopped by tsa for explosives (OUT) Winiger- retired in Montana (OUT) Gavin- post MCAT high (QUES) Landon- throat injury (spoke over 3 words-ACTIVE)

MIVA Champs Injury Report (B): MP- wiping butts (PROB) Wes- somewhere reading (OUT) Jose- death by hickeys (ˢᵉˣᵘᵃˡˡʸ ACTIVE) SRD- changing his hair color (QUES) Ben- getting Orrill (OUT) Ludwig- stopped by the Allies (ACTIVE)

Happy Nationals Travel Day!

Natty’s Day 1 A Team Schedule: Quinnipiac U 4/18 4:00 pm CT S IllinoisEd 4/18 6:00 pm CT U Maryland-Balt Co 4/18 8:00 pm CT

Natty’s Day 1 B Team Schedule: Yale U 4/18 3:00 pm CT Colorado Sch Mines B 4/18 5:00 pm CT U Nebraska B 4/18 7:00 pm CT

Danny- recording Kung Fu Panda 5 (ACTIVE) Dirvine- was paid $20 (SUS) Jose- neck still recovering (ACTIVE) Z- playing chess (OUT) MP- wiping ass (QUES) Owen- dying his hair again (ACTIVE) Sal- Beetlejuice 1988 reunion (ACTIVE) Ben- Oral (nice)

A 3 set thriller The A team takes the first set 25-23, but drops the second 22-25 Set 3 sent us to extras, taking us to a 20-18 win over Quinnipiac The bar has been set

XU B came out the gates a little slow, dropping the first game to Yale 25-21, 25-14 But they didn’t let it stick as they took a close first set vs Colorado School of Mines 25-22, and let them taste it in the second set 25-9 Nebraska up next

B TEAM NATIONAL CHAMPS*!!! *ᶠˡᶦᵍʰᵗ ¹

As our season comes to a close, so does the coaching career of Richard Enty at Xavier. 11 years, a founding pillar, 1x Coach of the Year, 2022 D2AA Champion, 2019 D1AA Runner Up, 2024 D2AA/D3 Flight 1 Champion, Multiple Club of the Year Awards. From the people you played with,

A Team Injury Report vs OSU OUT: Roan- Commitment issues Josh- whatever excuse he made up Enty- retired (placed on season IR) Landon- picked up by Hurricane Helene QUESTIONABLE: Sal- DJing tonight Jack- is friends with Sal Jackson- McAllister knee syndrome but everywhere

Grube- still trying out for OH Ludwig- still trying out for president MP- staying in OSU freshman dorms Brody- still not sure what grade he is ACTIVE: Bert- defensive year loading Alex- no longer president Ty- upset about Jacks passing Sean- setting his watch to tool time

Jack- George clone Danny- owned by Landon ACTIVE: Jose- no visible hickeys Kyle- still mulling last years retirement

ORVVC Day 1 Injury Report🚨 ACTIVE: Enty (MSU)- back in town Alex’s parents (GOATs)- picking up team lunch QUESTIONABLE: Sean (dues)- still missing Ludwig (government)- liked Elons salute OUT: Jack (shoes)- left in someone else’s room Grube (knee)- only wants to play outside