@WyldddWebb
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calendar_today23-07-2011 12:47:38
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3 years ago
my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.
please everyone look at this duck
please don’t take away birth control the last thing the world needs is more americans
Gay marriage has now been around longer than the Confederacy. Build statues for that you cowards.
4 years ago
My parents are stressed out that dog groomers aren’t open because Furby’s hair just keeps getting bigger and bigger
what is their soundcloud twitter.com/i/status/12512…
OK, buckle up. I wanna talk to you about Triscuit.
oh to be a yellow lab napping on a windowsill overlooking a canal in Bruges
me when I have the sniffles
My work here is done.
... And on the 8th day, God made Matthew McConaughey
5 years ago
Retweet for a chance to win beer for a year #BirdieLight #Sweepstakes
Mom: “Come help me get the groceries out of the car”Me: