Contractions with 3 words:
-she'd've
-wouldn't've

Contractions with more than 3 words:
-y'all'll've
-they'dn't've

Matthew Kenney, one of the most famous vegan chefs, has left a trail of burned investors, bounced paychecks and graphic text messages. Former employees, jilted investors and frustrated business associates described a 30-year pattern of chaotic management. nyti.ms/3JrKv02

This is what authoritarians do: incite violence against anyone seen as having the power to harm Cult Leader. This is also designed to make it very difficult to find jurors and thus proceed with the trial. It is form of sabotage of our democratic justice system.

This person was the communications director for Ohio Right to Life until last summer. They fired her for being extreme. If you're curious as to what a bunch of wackos like Ohio Right to Life considers to be extreme, well, meet Lizzie:

The Indiana Fever have selected Caitlin Clark in the #WNBADraft .
Clark led women's Division I in points per game and assists per game in both 2021-22 and 2023-24. The rest of all men's/women's D-I (1), NBA (2) and WNBA (0) players have combined for three such seasons all-time.

yojimbo, ghost dog, blood simple, now beau travail? criterion 24/7 cookin'

She moved into Gabbie and stuck the elbow out. Shut up.

Chris Hansen Kelsey Plum In slo-mo it’s egregious and she’s sliding into her

Please look at this:

A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read:

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?”

A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no…

Chicago is a fascinating city - superb restaurants, great art and architecture and wonderful places to drink wine. Here are eight of them. nytimes.com/2024/04/04/din…

Fat Miilk, a Vietnamese coffee shop, has opened in Uptown’s Asia on Argyle. buff.ly/4ahaMtv

Architectural Artifacts has been on Orleans Street in River North since 2022. But for 34 years before that, the business was a Ravenswood staple, with such clients as Oprah Winfrey and members of U2 browsing 80,000 square feet of nothing anyone needs. trib.al/qYdAHRa

Can someone please explain this to me?

Replanting trees 🌳

They had a United States Senator deliver the SOTU response in a kitchen because they wanted to prioritize “housewife” over “Senator” in their messaging.

Let that sink in.

Polls show that, somehow, most voters don’t know or have forgotten most of this, so here it is all in one place, as presented by Seth Meyers in tonight’s Closer Look: An overview of Donald Trump, the GOP nominee for president.

(And this is only a small fraction.)

Rotten wood repair 🪵 Credit: 📸eazyfix