Tweet of the Day xxxx

No, you can't join the Labour party, you weird little fucker.

That was then and this is now…how times change 🙇‍♀️

Fascist in tooth and claw. Why not just lock the fucking doors? He still wouldn’t win.

Kindness counts ❤

On news of the major MoD hack by China, the Mail asks: what part did Angela Rayner play? Ex-neighbours tell Dan Hodges that Rayner often visited a local Chinese takeaway.

Sir Jim Ratcliffe fired off an angry email to #MUFC staff after seeing the mess in some offices at the club. Wait until he sees United’s goalmouth. #CRYMUN

Drove past a sign for Warwickshire that said “Warwickshire: Shakespeare’s County” but would that not be Yorickshire

JUDGE: You are half an hour late, SB. Would you care to explain to the jury why you have kept them waiting?

ME:

FFS…going to university isn’t like being sent to the ISS and haven’t students always rebelled? And BTY Miriam, university discipline improves critical thinking which probably explains why students are deserting the Tory Party in droves…

'You must be very disappointed by the election results. Have you thought of resigning and giving someone else a chance?'
'Not really, Prime Minister'

Not from a racist, lying troll you don’t…

What he means is they were out performed by Count Binface 🤣🤣🤣🤣

'Hands up if the whole country has just told you to fuck off'

I’ve told you a billion times, stop fucking exaggerating…🙀🙇‍♀️

Shameful…people before profits, wellbeing before wealth ✊

Summary of today’s evidence in the Post Office Horizon IT Scandal Inquiry….

Jonathan Gullis says “I will continue delivering for the people”.

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Of course they did…to step the sad sac crying in the Council Offices…what privilege this guy has and he’s complaining we’re all being mean to him 🙇‍♀️