This aged well.

What do you get for $2B from Bonesaw Arabia?

After claiming he eliminated all the bots, Elon says bots attacked his poll. 🫤

Who is this fruit bat?

What do you do with a country where 1/3 of the citizens think that being articulate, well read, reasonable and empathetic amount to some kind of character flaw, best remedied with guns and belligerence?

I wonder what conservative douchebag of the year, Max “Your Body Is Mine” Bernegger is up to these days?

“Educate yourself” he said.

“Your delusional.”

“U don’t no your facts.”

If I had a dollar for every time…

The power of crime compels you? I guess? 🤷‍♂️

Obama lost 63 House seats in the middle of his first term. Trump lost 40. Biden keeping his losses in single digits during a meh economy is a huge embarrassment for Republicans.

“Welcome to Musk Air, where every seat can be upgraded to 1st class for just $8.”

“But the entire plane is just regular tiny seats…?”

“Yes, but you get a sticker!”

No matter how Trump or MAGA try to spin it, that was an epic disaster for them. They were certain of a 3-4 seat majority in Senate and 25-30 seat majority in House while picking up several governorships and Secs of State. None of that happened. What a historic day.

Trump is going to ask the GOP to pay him not to run.

Elon Musk is upset that Twitter isn't about him today.

Herschel Walker getting ready for his runoff.

Aw. Just when we all almost learned how to spell Boehbert.

Take a break from elections to view the all time greatest Led Zeppelin fan-made album homage.

Eric Alper 🎧

ebay.com/itm/1939449918…

Herschel Walker losing by one vote cause he wrote-in 'me'

The Loser of Oz

Congratulations to Dr. Oz for sealing his fate as extremely difficult pub quiz answer in perpetuity.

If Herschel Walker wins, on the bright side, he has no idea where D.C. is.