At this rate we are going to need a special talent visa to encourage potential Conservative MPs to come here from abroad to fill the vacancies.

Whenever I hear someone online blaming Woke

"I wasss brought down by the left-wing economic esstablishment."

I was sceptical about @molcher’s argument that Judge Dredd is writing government policy with a thirty year lag but I’m starting to be convinced…

Kathy Burke talking about Woke & what it really means

Wonderful piece here by Dan Thurot on Settlers and the power of gaming.

Charles trying to work out if she underlined or crossed out his name.

Such a powerful speech, from the heart, about Suella Braverman's views on multiculturalism in Britain from Lisa Nandy MP 👏🏼 Rapturous applause from the audience. It's worth watching ⏬️ #bbcqt

Funniest reply possible

Ayo Edebiri just gave the best answer any celebrity has ever given to a reporter

Found the original article, they've changed the sub heading but reference it at the bottom! independent.co.uk/tech/whatsapp-…

Today marks a momentous new chapter in our journey together. Affinity is joining the Canva family: affin.co/canva-announce… #Affinity #Canva

Exciting opportunity for doctors to join Team ACCU Royal London Hospital. Please share with people who might be interested! #criticalcare #phem #anaesthesia #emergencymedicine #trauma

A very #ArthurDent view of things. #HitchhikersGuide

“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Gullis eating soup with a fork. I watched Braverman try to deport a sofa. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.”

I have to say that I am struggling with this notion of a super-majority. I was brought up to believe that a 52:48 ratio gives the winning side free rein.

When you've football at 8pm and the dissolution of the monasteries at 11pm.

When I’m on my little rowing boat with the kids, I give them all grand titles to try and keep them vaguely interested as we paddle to nowhere in driving rain. One daughter is ‘boatswain’, another is ‘air boss’ and my son is ‘Master at arms’

Odd way of announcing your resignation Nige.