Fucking Moira. Bitch, I've tapped that.

@Tasertastic Charles, Charles Xavier. [He offers a charmingly handsome smile.] And you would be?

@DrippingInRed A...-- Sorry, I'm not following.

Fuck Xavier

I'm disgusted with the level of abstinence.

Erik's moved the bed again. I'm certainly buying one with a wooden frame, next time.

I think Erik is requesting my presence.

You're rather demanding, aren't you?

I think, then, that I may tease you.

My belt and my watch can easily be removed, Erik. Your thoughts are rather.. descriptive, aren't they?

You bloody—!! [He yelps a small fraction, reluctantly being dragged.]

“@TrustedMagnetic: ||muahahahhaha Charles Xavier ” //Claudia was once a bookcase.

He is rather enticing.

The moment he says groovy, I leave.

Groovy, baby.

“Erik: Ahem. ” [Disgruntled Charles Xavier noises.]

I think a spot of tea would rather to me well, now.

Erik is rather, very, much, eccentric in the mornings. Hem. I'm.

/Very/ eccentric, might I add.

“Erik: Charles is so handsome. ” Oh, God.