I'm talking to some friends about forfeits. What is the best/ funniest forfeit you have ever had to do? Or seen someone else do?

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No wonder the Tory Leader and Tory Mayor of Dartford are smiling at the opening of a new food bank. The exponential growth in food banks since we came to power in 2010 is one of our proudest achievements.

Accidentally took a short video while I was out running. It looks like a scene from the blair witch project; shaky camera, hyperventilation, and subvocalised swearing.

Lots of beautiful wild flowers out at the moment. It's starting to feel like summer is coming 🌞

Definitely going to give this a listen later! What was your sex education like? Ours was rubbish.

Gorgeous colours in the park today 😊

America. Sort it out.

OMG. Can't wait to hear this!!! Danny Robins you're making us wait ages!!!

Top notch #UncannyCommunity antics over the weekend! So enjoyed meeting you all! @Ken_6_11 hope you can join us next time ❤

Does it count as a good weekend if you haven't been pressed into the wall of a urine soaked phone box? #UncannyCommunity

Looking forward to this!!

On the annual hunt for glasses that don't make me look like Rose West. 🙄

*Free course for journalists*: this short video give details and explains that how we talk about suicide matters. youtu.be/O37GctVuHxA

Family holidays. Possibly the least relaxing event of the year? Maybe next year I'll spend the money on a games console instead; I know which the kids would prefer.

It's time to make universities a decent place for staff to work and for student to learn.

Sorry everyone tech difficulties- please use this link instead #UncannyListenAlong x.com/i/spaces/1jMJg…

Hi #uncanny fans, anyone who is going to uncanny tour in Portsmouth.. we are going to get together a few hours before for chats and a brew, let me know if interested! Please retweet! Uncanny: Fear of the Dark