typical LRB nonfiction: oxford dons write 7k-word reflections on codicology in Old Church Slavonic, Scottish proto-socialism, patronage in the court of Karl V, etc; Mr Lanchester solves capitalism fiction: 1 extremely online young American does personal essay near a bestseller

The narrator of this book is an American corporate spy with no interest in anything that doesn't pertain to her job disrupting leftwing dissidents. The collapse in literacy evidenced in the discourse around what the author herself thinks makes me despair.

Obama crying himself to sleep every night because he can't drone-strike the sun.

This guy’s party drew more Nazi support in the postwar period than any other for a reason.

The past.

We’re here, we’re straight and we hate your overscented shit soap.

Editors will work at the Atlantic diligently mainstreaming fascism and then say this.

EA people making Vance encouraging a pogrom against actual people into a discourse on the pain shrimp feel is very on-brand.

I want to believe but I've seen about zero evidence the left has overcome that problem that no matter how bad an incumbent D governor is most primary voters don't read the news and assume they are good. Cuomo got 65% of the vote against Nixon while openly propping up state GOP

This is true except for Northern California and the PNW, people there are very fucked up.

(posting on kamala stan twitter) you cant spell debate without ATE!!! (texting the political doomerism groupchat) god we are so fucked (whispering to the gremlin who lives in my walls) i love you figaro but you need to start chipping in for rent

when hailey welsh, the "hawk tuah" girl, announced she was "just getting started" with her new podcast "talk tuah," it recalled the letter a 77 year-old akira kurosawa penned to ingmar bergman, claiming their best work was "just beginning."

moo deng is a lifestyle icon and i need all of yall to get onboard: - inexplicably moist at all times - slightly blurry in most photos - probably screaming or sleeping - round

Open the schools

CHAPPELL NO WEARING HEAVY PLATE ARMOR WILL LIMIT YOUR MOBILITY AS A CROSSBOWWOMAN. YOU WONT BE ABLE TO RETREAT BEHIND YOUR PAVISE IN TIME. YOUR SEIGE WILL BE UNSUCCESSFUL. CHAPPEL NOOOOO

Not again...

Guy who takes solo trip to Thailand but only to see Moo Deng

Nietzsche feared the coming of Sabrina Carpenter.

Used to be a charming, lively outdoor seating area for 20 customers here, now it’s storage for two Kias while people eat crammed onto the sidewalk next to piles of trash. Thanks for always looking out for our most important citizens — cars! — Adrienne Adams

Incorrect as I am the protagonist of the universe.