amazon removed watch party…

this is 9/11 for long distance couples

the chonky brotherhood of steel gunships are such a fun design

just cooked a meal that is 87% carbs, I am the best chef in the world

you’ve heard of the a10 brrrrrrt now get ready for DOOT

“big if true” is the opposite premise of pinocchio

age of sigmar is so modular they removed half of the models 😍

shogun is insane wow

her: do that thing I like?

me: ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️🫡

me: not enough garlic

also me: yes chef!

coworker: so how was your easter?

me: (watched half a season of xfiles in a vegetative state) oh yeah it was awesome!

one of my best friends is a guy who showed up 7 years ago when I was on a space ship simulator and said “hey does anyone wanna fight?” in local chat

sex drive? shotgun!

it’s 2024 ladies ask him for soapy tiddy pics

yall are a bad influence…