When your text messages just look like this...

Get friends who get boats!

Any spaces available for rent in #Cheltenham looking to have a little production studio going?

All down for more sustainable and eco friendly products. But a plant based wok?? What fucking tree did this grow on?

Some of my wonderful friends in black and white. #35mm

Some photos from crickley hill shot in my Minolta #35mm #photography

the fact that speaking against literal apartheid by israel is still considered antisemitism is insane. i’m jewish and the forced settlement, destruction of homes and religious sites, and murder in the name of zionism painted as a “2 sided clash“ makes me sick. free Palestine.

Might be having a lady round, rare pokemon card collection on show or not?! I don’t want to intimidate her straight away.

BRISTOL! EXCHANGE BASEMENT! 24th June! Supporting The Winters with cigarettesocialclub ,Sam White get your tix here exchangebristol.com/whats-on/#even… 50% of tickets SOLD ALREADY! #bristol #bristolexchange #bristolmusic #lauriewright #lauriewrightmusic

.Dan Cooper was in my dream he’d dressed up as a beetroot for a party, but his friends wouldn’t let me see a picture of him. Anyway Dan, Sort your friend out mate, they were being well unfair!

Apparently very important Ineffective Pikachu

Talking about academia vibes Ineffective Pikachu

#football

Got myself falafel king as a treat to myself, was overcharged by £2. Not sure why I bother with life sometimes.

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Vauxhall Mokka-e, worth over £29k! It’s free to enter & you have until 28th February. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Actually I don’t remember! 13 years on and still nothing worth saying.

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Tesla Model Y, worth £55k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th April. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Peugeot e-208, worth £31k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st May. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy