Crocs Madame

Public display of thanks and love to Francesca who got me to eye casualty last night in no time at all (only two infections in one eye nbd)

I have *just* recovered from a virus with a fever that lasted six days; I can count the days my son has been well since October on one hand. Please. Help.

The Darkest Timeline Disco Tour kicks off TODAY in Nottingham Metronome, here are set times: Doors 7pm @breakuphaircut 7.15pm Brutalligators 8pm bigfatbig 8.45pm Martha 9.30pm Stacked lineup so get down early if you can, a few tickets left: gigantic.com/martha-tickets…

Thought baby was really smart because he learnt the sign for ‘milk’ at 8 months old. He’s now learnt how to wave and it seems like he only has the capacity to remember one gesture because when he wants milk he now just enthusiastically waves at my boobs?

Christmas Day is when u suk de frites

My sixth form coursework:

STAFF PICKS 2022 Martha - 'Please Don’t Take Me Back' Anthony, Rough Trade Nottingham Specialist Subject roughtrade.com/gb/product/mar…

In the 1980s, the British Migraine Association ran a series of art competitions to share people’s varied experiences of migraine. Over 7 years they received 545 unique and striking works of art, which can now be found Wellcome Collection. Read/see more here: wellcomecollection.org/articles/Y7Qee…

"I'd somehow posted a picture of a french road with cars on the other side of the road and french number plates."

*chef’s kiss*

Heyyyy, does anybody have any professional experience with IP or know a punk IP legal advisor that could help Fan Club Notts?

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