Yoda Kriffing dammit Yoda...have you gone senile already?

*He sits in his hut. However long it takes, the Empire will be defeated. He will train Anakin's son.*

The force, my valentine it is.

(Lego Star Wars isn't as easy as I remember)

Fallen to evil, you have. x.com/AshesOfTheRepu…

*Yoda sits on a rock, connected to the force.*

The busted elevator in corridor 7 has nothing to do with the Supreme Leader or Rey’s refusing to forcetime him for Valentine’s day.

My old friend, missed you, have I. — "Master Yoda." She nodded her head while smiling. curiouscat.me/resolutecandou…

*He is bored. This isn't usual for the wise old Jedi master. Living in hiding on Dagobah isn't exactly entertaining.*

*Sits on Dagobah.* Hmmph. Cannot train him, I can. Reckless he is, Obi-Wan.

Seagulls.

Yoda stepped out of his hut. It was yet another day of the Empire's tyrannical rule. He had to wait. "Hmmph."

Rootleaf stew. x.com/ReyofTheStars/…

Yoda wanders out of his hut. The night was cold. He couldn't sleep. Yoda hardly ever slept; his mind was plagued by what he had seen in the Jedi Temple. The Emperor had destroyed everything he loved. But he had to battle on. He sits down. One day young Skywalker would arrive.

Yoda walks around Dagobah. It's very cold. Was he going... mad? How many years had it been? How long had it been since he had seen another person? A friend? Anyone apart from animals? Lost, he was. He secretly wished someone would come - but he had to stay hidden.

"A great disturbance in the force, I have felt. Missed, a hero will be." #TWD #Ripcarl

Yoda hobbles out of his hut and sits.

Former supreme leader Snoke is still in stable condition. x.com/daily_snoke/st…

//When you've not used this account in a couple of weeks and you didn't notice an account had switched to lewd annnndd... see something a little green alien /didn't/ want to see XD

Yoda walks out of his hut. He could hear the birds singing, and sat. He began to feel the force around him; stronger than ever. Hope had returned. Young Luke Skywalker...