This... isn't working like I'd hoped.

This is gonna be a weird show (I'm very excited for it).

If you SAW these thumbs in exactly 24 hours, which would you click?

This is the longest video I've ever made: youtube.com/watch?v=s81v7M…

Mailbox hit for a sixth time. This time the car entirely flipped over. At this point, it feels like only a matter of time before somebody in my family or our neighbor across the street (or a driver) gets killed.

I'm basically a missionary (for not eating Arby's).

BREAKING: The top creative Instagram users will now be murdered by a little girl ghost.

They call this the "I should have checked to see if there was literally any food within walking distance of the hotel New Jersey Special Breakfast" (in the bag is cold BonChon).

I will be on TWO teams for this show on Saturday because while some talk about Yes, And, I truly live it. eventbrite.com/e/big-blue-doo…

Why would he think THAT would help!?

In exactly 24 hours, which thumb would you click with your bee candy hook?

New Dr. Jordan Breeding (not a real doctor) video arrived at the same time as my door dash order apparently going over some of my late friend Tony Todd's films. This sounds like a good evening. youtu.be/W6nj0ZsHFIA

It's true.

Drives me so crazy how all the recent Scream movies have scenes where Ghostface corners legacy characters like, "We meet again, my great nemesis!!!" It's literally brand-new ass people every single movie. There's no shared history! It's a totally new person(s) every time!

Chester Bennington himself haunting my channel to claim a 5 second song clip gives him rights to the full revenue of a 3 hour video.

For the millionth time, the point wasn't to "cut down on cable costs" it was to get everything you ever wanted to watch whenever you wanted to watch it. To be fair, that's also gotten worse, but it won't improve by "going back to cable."