Are the shades of the mojo dojo casa house to be thus polluted?

Mr. Darcy: My job… it’s just lake.

Rational Creatures is an official selection of The Jane Austen International Film Festival! We are honored to be a part of a festival named after Austen. Thanks to our cast, crew, and crowdfunding supporters for helping us get here. See you in Bath! ☕️ The Jane Austen International Film Festival

Margaret Hale

RIP Philip K. Dick, you would have loved CAPTCHA

Tom Bombadil coded (unexplained, not really contributing, will chitchat tho)

Spotify, let the other young ladies have time to exhibit!

It’s Midwinter’s Eve and the mice of Brambly Hedge are heading inside for their annual celebrations. Tonight they will make a toast to the lighter days ahead and make merry round the fire. Merry Midwinter to you all! #WinterSolstice #SecretStaircase40

Happy holidays! Remember, take your horse—not your carriage—to any holiday parties you attend, so you can leave straight away if it snows.

Boys think about the Roman Empire, girls think about roamin’ round the room.

[watching a movie and stanley tucci shows up] me: stanley tucci

Bristol needs an orbital bus route

JULIA: I wanted to ask what condition, exactly, is it that you have, where you’re not strong enough to walk but you are medically required to ride a horse every six hours? FANNY: the doctors said I lack horse... Mansfield Park, Part II thechatner.com/p/mansfield-pa…

Happy Mansfield Park publication day! Celebrate with a harp concert! What’s that? No wagons? In the whole county? I don’t care if it’s harvest time! What are they even harvesting? Hay? That’s just dead grass! You know what, whatever, let’s do the stupid play instead.

Rishi Sunak has offered his resignation to The King but Keir Starmer has yet to be appointed as Prime Minister, so who's in charge? Me.

Jane Austen reaching the last chapter of a book: and another thing. I am FINISHED writing dialogue. SICK of it. okay some people got married and others didn't. nobody said anything every again, goodbye

Simone: Watch me, Captain Wentworth! Wentworth: Simone, no! Simone: [vaults off the Cobb and sticks the landing] Wentworth: [holds up perfect score] x.com/amyymich/statu…

cover letters are so embarrassing. why am i writing a love letter to this email job