are you http? because im :// without you

gay ppl be like: have you heard of jerma

jesus at the last supper:

And it went right in. And it went right in.

nightreign is hard 😭😭😭😭

don’t look at my girlfriend, don’t touch my girlfriend, don’t text my girlfriend, don’t look in the same direction as my girlfriend, don’t breathe the same air as my girlfriend, if she’s cracking jokes, don’t even laugh!! just stop it!! she’s mine!! MINE MINE MINE BITCH!!!!!

Borderline perfect disorder

another day, another gray hair

this is not a drill 🪛

puppy gf who's super sweet and means well but is kinda dumb

i love boobs!

it rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the wrinkles again

Can't wait till I'm popular on twitter.

step into my offish

i’m pretty chill as far as insane women go

Sigh…. I miss my transgender wife's big fat butt

hiiii