2 raccoons trying to open a door

they said it couldn’t be done. they said it shouldn’t be done. once it was done, they said “goddammit this sucks”

yes, it’s “Chop Suey” in the style of the B-52s

Here's a clip of him losing it. Extra bonus, Serpentor going 'COBRA-LALALALALA' right at the end of the clip which I forgot was the new battle cry they introduced for Cobra-La which I guess is Shangri-la for snake people which I also forgot about youtu.be/0Y8AXfezf7c

hello misty you crazy fucking bitch.

Lot more gun violence in Space Jam (1996) than I remembered.

Definitely remembered all the weirdness with Lola Bunny tho

somehow i once pissed off a japanese guy and when i ran his posts through a translator he said i 'have sold quarrel' and then he spent 4 days repeatedly photoshopping my face to be slightly fatter and progressively more distorted. he owned my ass.

Just a reminder that we should all take a moment to be best.

(watching the giant firebreathing robot I’ve been building for years lay waste to the countryside) In light of today’s sad and unexpected events I have decided to resign

5627.

GRITS: [just trying so dang hard]

MASHED POTATOES: [condescendingly] awww it’s ok lil buddy

The gift of prophecy sucks shit, actually

This restaurant describes their paneer as 'cottage cheese' and I'm not sure how upset it should make me.

Post-Culture Review LECTOR: Bravery is not an absence, but resistance, of fear, Will. For years it was accepted that Mario is the brave brother, but we cannot evaluate his actions when he never fears their consequences.

WILL: you..think I’m Luigi?

L: Jack Crawford thinks you are haunted. Do you?

When the air is soaked in nanomedics instantly repairing tissue and blocking pain signals, many new fashions become possible.

Knifebots glide across your skin tracing spirals and circuits, their cuts vanishing like ruby comet trails