I know why but I don't like that 'Northwestern University' is in the eastern half of the country. Feels like I'm being messed with

Some real all stars in the community notes... community, I guess

At Rainmaker not only was it a large room full of clusters of child sized desks, they also didn't want to buy extra licenses when they got new people so they were like 'half of you work 8-4 and half work 4-12 now!' I guess at least the day shift can't be asked to work overtime

First of all, the bike chain being a normal bike chain recommended by the school is important to note, secondly the ad placement made me laugh

Every time someone says a 3 syllable acronym that ends with an 'ee' sound my brain goes 'yeah you know me' but I never listened to OPP, only the parody sketch of it that Steve Park performed on In Living Color which this is the only evidence I can find of

i've already heard like a dozen stories from people about how ross perot won their mock grade-school elections in a landslide. if 10-year-olds could legally vote he would have been president

I think if I spent enough time talking to chatgpt to anthropomorphize it like the guy that fell in love with the one Google model, I would hate it so much with its sniveling passive aggressive apologies every time you correct it. I would build it a body so I could kick its ass

I think it's because he thinks of kids as products that once you've made them, the work is done. In a lot of statements he's made about kids he keeps implying he's mostly concerned about quantity

So in the 1850s Commodore Matthew Perry sails to Japan with armed ships and forces them at gunpoint into a trade agreement with the US, the humiliation motivating the rapid militarization of Japan, but just 140 years later he gets a starring role on Friends. No accountability