I'd like to personally thank all of those doing #SoberOctober this month... You're making it much easier to get to the bar for a beer... 🍺🍺

Spilling your beer is the adult equivalent of losing a balloon...

750k signatures in 24 hours 👌😂

Is it too early to start pre drinking for New Years Eve yet? #AskingForMyself 🍺🍺🍺

Apparently our neighbours and their fireworks would like to wish everyone a very happy 9.06pm

My favourite human being on the planet is Peter Crouch And if he EVER wanted to come of a proper pub crawl... it would be the greatest ever... 😂 facebook.com/TheGreatBritis…

Next time you're abroad and want to work out where the rest of the British People are sitting... Just go to the bar... break a glass and wait for the 'waaaaayyyyyyyhhhh' noise to come... You'll find your people...

It's been that long since I last had a beer, Untappd just sent flowers to my widow...

'Brilliant Career' 😂😂😭😭 Crying... #NFFC

New figures from the British Beer and Pub Association show six pubs closed for good every week in 2024 – resulting in around 4,500 job losses. Former landlord The Great British Pub Crawl tells Sky's Matt Barbet the state of pub industry brings a tear to his eye ⬇️ #TUKT

Apparently Johnny Vaughan has been talking about me on Radio X today 😂🍺... well... loosely... Maybe I'll have to head down to the studio and give him a factual run down of the project 😉🍺 #PubCrawlingIsAJob

AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT & THE UK GOVERNMENT Keir Starmer The Labour Party Reform UK Nigel Farage MP Conservatives Liberal Democrats THE TIME TO ACT IS NOW 🍺 #SaveOurPubs #SupportYourLocal

Oli Dugmore The British Pubs Crisis is existential.  I'm standing for a place on the Campaign for Real Ale national executive to help CAMRA lead the way in uniting the UK behind #SavingBritainsPubs TOGETHER And @theharveyDale has endorsed me 😎 Please share this message

Never look at your beer as being half empty... Look at it as being halfway to your next beer... 🍺🍺

A game of 'Who is the most famous person in your phone?' tonight that quickly turned into a debate... 😂

The beauty of a 4 day weekend means you have a day to go out drinking, another day to go out drinking followed by a 3rd day to go out drinking... which leaves one day left to also go out drinking... Cheers 🍺🍺🍺🍺

You know you're old when the 'DJ' starting for the night is your cue to 'drink up and move on' 😂

Ok... the Scottish have gone too far this time...

My wife gets really angry when I mess with her Red Wine... So I added lemonade and fruit to it and now she's sangria than ever...

If good looking people are referred to as 'eye candy' I reckon I must be somewhere around the 'eye Brussel Sprout' range by now... 🤷‍♂️🍺