“Goodwill to all.” (Ed: add “except the villains.”)

when someone asks if i’ve seen the movie and i say no i’ve read the book

Came across a picture of me sitting on Santa's knee and smiled. Hard to believe that was two weeks ago.

Old Hollywood Dance Mashup | “Do You Want to Dance”

In just three days, the Battle of Gettysburg counted 51,000 casualties. You've still got a whole week to get ready for Christmas. Keep your numbers down.

My nephew has always called me Auntie Nomes but since he turned 13 he’s been referring to me as he does to everyone in life as bro but I didn’t like that so we made a compromise and now he calls me Auntie Bro

Yes. Stop it.

Saturday is like my rocking chair. It moves but goes nowhere fast.

I always marveled at those people who can send their scissors slicing through wrapping paper like a shark on its way to beach day at Fat Camp.

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘵 𝘓𝘢𝘴𝘵, 1956

Christmas Tree / Wings by Salvador Dalí. Series: Hoechst Ibérica Christmas Postcard Series (First Card). Date: 1958. Technique: Watercolor and ink on paper (printed as a postcard). Collection: The original drawings were exhibited at the Gala-Salvador Dalí Foundation for a long

Meet Christmas Eve! You're almost out of Scotch tape.

'A Christmas Present.' (1963) It is as an exquisite painter of objects, usually of everyday items that Eliot Hodgkin is best known - the 'placement,' of the object, as much as the way the surface texture is described in paint, makes these still-lifes fascinating and memorable.

Merry Christmas kids! Especially Annie Hatfield 😘

Slim Aarons (American 📷 , 1916–2006) - #Christmas Swim, 🎄 Hollywood, California, 1954

How to make time stand still:

‘Cleave’ can refer to splitting something apart. ‘Cleave’ can also refer to the uniting of two things. …what? A word that is also its own opposite is called a ‘contronym.’

You don’t need to justify wanting privacy. You need to question why others want access.

Remember folks, ICE is for men who were too stupid to become prison guards

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