The #GoldenGlobes would be so much better if it were just 2 hours of famous people chatting

Imagine a see-saw down on one side. If you add weight equally, it never moves: it stays unbalanced. If you want it to move (into balance), you have to put more weight on one side. That’s why the expression is BLACK lives matter: just saying ALL lives matter doesn’t shift a thing

FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

“Do you have concerns about mild memory loss related to aging?” Bite me #prevagen #boomers

So my husband & I spent our 29th anniversary listing all the people who attended our wedding and have since died. That’s totally normal, right?

Interesting, yet depressing! #Babyboomers are taking on #ageism and losing. washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/maga…

Yup.
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Not cool Virgin America. BOS-SFO delay...High wind. 'We figured you'd rather be on the runway than in the ocean,' says gate attendant. #boo

My favourite yoga pose is resting bitch face.

Zuckerberg Announces Plan to Connect Refugee Camps to the Internet. Perfect. That's EXACTLY what they need, Mark. nytimes.com/2015/09/27/wor…

If I promise to be really really good will you stop saying programmatic?

Fascinating and frightening. How Trigger Warnings Are Hurting Mental Health on Campus - The Atlantic theatlantic.com/magazine/archi…

#jackass A Fox News guest coins a nasty new term to dismiss rape accusations: 'regret sex.' slate.com/blogs/xx_facto…

“I think a lot of people think you can sit around at home just thinking up ideas, and you can’t” -- Ina Garten onforb.es/1J0YK5O

“I was 50 yrs old and I thought that the best years of my career were over” -Ina Garten on building her brand. onforb.es/1J0YK5O

Revenge of the English Majors! That 'Useless' Liberal Arts Degree Has Become Tech's Hottest Ticket - Forbes forbes.com/sites/georgean…

nytimes.com/aponline/2015/… #boyscouts #whattooksolong

#whatif Donald J. Trump is a genius & we're actually watching a performance piece based on every single thing that's wrong with the world?