My important posts on crisps are designed as a public service to us all. Newly opened bag of Monster Munch. I count six crisps inside. Come on Walkers Crisps, do better!

star wars poster by philippe druillet, 1977

find a different seat

have your staff read this to you very slowly

Retweeting sympathy for a white nationalist, racist, islamophobe is it?

The Germans have reportedly enacted a Schengen-wide ban on Dr Abu Sitta’s entry to Europe.

This is unacceptable harassment, designed to silence a witness to the genocide in Gaza. They are depriving the French Senate of this testimony.

For shame, GermanForeignOffice Bundesministerium des Innern und für Heimat

best elden ring mod just dropped

The way to explain London is this: this man called Count Binface, who really did change his legal name to Count Binface, and, as you can hopefully see, has a bin face, stood in the election for Mayor, and, when the results were announced, he got more votes than the far right did.

“'In a first-ever human clinical trial of four adult patients, an mRNA cancer vaccine developed at the University of Florida quickly reprogrammed the immune system to attack glioblastoma, the most aggressive and lethal brain tumor.'

Stunning

today i learned that the .ASS subtitle format (it stands for Advanced Sub Station) can draw objects on the screen, SO INTRICATELY that anime fans are adding smartphone illustration subtitles to translate 100% of Japanese text displayed on a phone screen.

this is a subtitle!!

Can I just ask you guys what you think this says, because...

To celebrate the end of Star Wars Day, here’s the greatest description of it ever by a non-fan.
Take it away, Malcolm

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Paging ⁦Metropolitan Police⁩ …

“He won the election, so let’s kill him.”

Context: This guy is a Reform Party member.

Adam Mulligan-Wilson What a nice WANG!

Guardian 🧜‍♀️ #mermay

Tom Baker and Lalla Ward during 'The Horns of Nimon'. #TomBaker #DoctorWho #FourthDoctor

#NationalCartoonistsDay #CartoonistsDay

I seem to have upset the Suella Braverman MP fan club - so let me be clear.

This women sows hate, lies and division. She is wrong.

She does not represent the vast majority of Britons.

RT if you agree

P.s. multiculturalism is great.

you can tell that finally achieving message discipline is a good thing for us by how absolutely steaming mad it makes the right-wing trolls