jaco (@stuckyjacob) 's Twitter Profile
jaco

@stuckyjacob

one-man walled city

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calendar_today29-04-2016 06:06:46

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WH (@hastifliche) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i think pulling a plate-armoured nobleman off his horse with a billhook and then beating him to death with hammers alongside your boys would be unique among human experiences. closest you get these days is eating crab

Meat Boy (@god_brane) 's Twitter Profile Photo

me: so 7pm dinner? i pick you up? her: works for me! and sure! youre car is normal, right? me: *your lol. and yes, it’s pretty normal😌 her: ok perfect lol me: (pulling up to her apartment 3 hours later on my giant spider) normal in the arachnid dimension i should add😅

Matthewせいじ (@matthewseiji) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Medieval peasant [staring at my phone]: I understand this tweet just fine Me: …and the Dorito? Medieval peasant [crunching]: It’s alright