Another tie!?? AUGH! Hmph. Ah, well! I suppose we're both buying each other a beer, then.

HOPP SCWHIIZ! HOPP SCWHIIZ!! 🇨🇭😇🇨🇭

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I'm beginning to wonder if I should be insulted at the sudden outpour of shock that comes whenever I put some effort into looking presentable

Some people have asked me why I don't have photos of my friends around my office. I just think that the framed x-rays of your loved ones' broken bones after they did something you explicitly told them not to do is much more meaningful and personal. 😇

I am very busy, yes, but supposedly I seem to have enough time to cultivate a very large wardrobe.

[A very beat up box, held together with various types of tape and multiple stickers reading "OPENED BY CUSTOMS" in various languages, finally pops up at Genji Shimada's doorstep.]

Honestly don't know how to earn that fifth star.

Angela Ziegler

I know I don't look like it but I am 39 years old, thank you.

Perhaps the real April Fools are the friends we made along the way.

I knew cutting my hair short was the right choice! See! It's stylish!

I have only had Eleos for a week and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself* 😇 *𝐷𝑟. 𝐴𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑙𝑎 𝑍𝑖𝑒𝑔𝑙𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑤𝑎𝑦, 𝑠𝘩𝑎𝑝𝑒, 𝑜𝑟 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚.

Please make sure to hydrate, wear sunscreen, and stay in the shade as much as possible!! I am the only one on duty today, so if you all could not appear in the clinic with heatstroke and sunburns at the same time, it would be very helpful! 😇

I think, perhaps, I've just willingly allowed myself to be kidnapped. Ah, well. I suppose it will be a…forced vacation!

No further comments.

I know she was evil and committed…so many…war crimes… … … …where was I…oh, yes, but sometimes I think I miss Vengeance.

Oh no. Who would have guessed that an organization that operates on unrestrained ambition implodes because of ambition? Certainly not I.