All these people using 💯like it’s a sign they really value what you said.

That’s all they got?

Because I’m throwing down 109. I’m not just beating their best offer, I’m beating it by 9%.

And if you ask me, turn up the bass.

I curse you to have everything you ever want whenever you want it.

Okay, maybe not you. You seem okay.

But there are definitely a few people out there I curse with this.

Teach the algorithm to be good* to other people, and it will reward you with the good stuff.

*If your definition of “good” involves abuse, leave the algorithm entirely alone.

Attention all 4s on the Enneagram, I have a not-insubstantial egohack for you. Say this out loud to yourself:

As far as I’m concerned, the whole notion of _______ is preposterous and not especially helpful BS.

Insert your name in the blank.

When you’re ready, say it to others.

How could this rhythm ever quit?

thank you IDOT_Illinois

What is happening?!

Someone needs to get all the Megans, Meagans, and Meghans, in a room and finally figure this mess out.

Find your Cody

🂾 ♠♥♦♣

Let’s have ourselves a day, Philly.

• Phillies at Reds - 1:10 PM
• Sixers vs Knicks Game 3 - 7:30 PM
• Round 1 NFL Draft - 8:00 PM

Go Phils. Go Sixers. Go Birds.

This Sphere review by Steven Hyden is just phenomenal.

I Saw Phish At Sphere On 4/20 Weekend: A Personal Journey uproxx.com/?p=404124801

Almost there. Just need to require airlines to hire only people with souls.

Next on the list: health insurance companies.

WEDNESDAY (noun/ ˈwenzdeɪ’)

1. Still not Friday.

📷Katmai National Park

now that reggie bush got his heisman back you know what to do next.

There are millions in my country who will tell you that the unarmed people this military gang are facing represent the violent threat.

love to see our great supreme court deliberating on matters like 'should a hospital save a woman's life, yes or no?'

Cowabunga

Scott Harris wins best phish sphere photographer by a mile