head to head? god I’m so glad Pornhub bought the rights to this movie instead of Paramount Pictures or something

I'm obsessed with Whoopi Goldberg constantly referring to Calvin Harris, a DJ, by the name 'DJ' on The View today because she has no idea who he is lol. queen

was fully prepared to learn that someone died, but he just wanted to know if I felt the earthquake yesterday. why are dads like this smh

holy crap Kelly Clarkson and Brittany Howard's new duet of 'Stay High' is so freaking impressive. their voices??? will have this on repeat for the next three months

reasons why I’m single

I’m once again thinking about the time Taylor Swift and Zac Efron wrote a song about how weird Ellen DeGeneres was, and they sang it to her face on tv lol

Taylor was so tired that Ellen would always claim she was secretly dating a new man whenever she appeared on her show

happy birthday to Lee Pace (6’5”) who gave ~us~ a present today with these pics. so generous

[watching the violent and brutal assassination of Julius Caesar]
someone should make a salad about this.

Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion the photograph I shared yesterday caused.

I’m obsessed with the way Al Pacino announced Oppenheimer as Best Picture. couldn’t have been more chaotic or confusing lol

“Best Picture…uh, I have to go to the envelope for that. And I will. Here it comes. And my eyes see Oppenheimer?”

#Oscars

Emma Stone just won her second Best Actress Oscar, and based on her reaction she was NOT expecting it

Nicolas Cage reminding the entire audience that he’s a freak who will do anything in a movie…I wouldn’t want it any other way lol. A true king lol

#Oscars

The president of The Academy freaking out while Billie Eilish sneaks by her is so iconic lol

#Oscars

Greta Gerwig being a proud mom and running up to Billie Eilish and Finneas after their Oscar win is so cute

I love that Greta Gerwig, Margot Robbie, and America Ferrera freaked out over Ryan Gosling’s Oscars performance as if they were at a One Direction concert

Ryan Gosling had every A-list celeb on their feet. he turned the entire Oscars theater into a full-on concert. that man has so much charisma and star power wow

John Mulaney explaining the entire plot to Field of Dreams instead of presenting his category at the Oscars lol. king

this reaction from the Godzilla Minus One team after they won the Oscar! and they’re all holding mini Godzillas!

Ryan Gosling’s face lighting up after he sees Messi, the dog from Anatomy of a Fall, clapping on the big screen at the Oscars LOL