🚨'Hurrah, put out more flags, the UK has finally managed to secure its border. Surely the bare minimum necessary for a country to call itself a sovereign nation?'. Scorching column by Jonty Bloom on 🇬🇧's introduction of border checks. The New European - Think Without Borders theneweuropean.co.uk/jonty-bloom-ha…

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Is there nothing Britains institutions can’t f*** up?
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I do love myself some good sums.

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Ben Houchen does not like people posting this.

So whatever you do don't repost it in the week Ben Houchen is trying to be elected as Tees Valley Mayor

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OMG The Defra UK minister Mark Spencer just said that “we’ve limited the amount of charges that can apply to five per lorry load”...it's NOT. It's five (mad £145) per CHED (ie product declaration). There can be *multiple* on a lorry. Here's EG from Cold Chain Federation /1

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Doctor: I have your test results.

Me: Did I pass? hahaha.

Doctor: Hahaha you will soon.

Me: Haha what.

#MondayMirth

Happy Monday! It’s a new week! We had a pretty hazy morning but we were able to get a little bit of color and some design in the sky. Click for full size. I hope you have a great day!

A twist on 'First They Came' by Pastor Martin Niemöller 👇🏼

One of my cat friends has passed over to the other side.
You were a proper arse of a cat Garfey, but I shall always remember you sat at the back door, yowling if I was coming out to play.
You twitch ginger bastard, goodnight.
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Truth.🤣

This is an inaccurate headline that will only fuel community concerns.

The decision to cover the memorial was taken by park authorities, not the police.

As the paper’s own article makes clear, it is a precaution Royal Parks have taken for a number of different events.

#GeneralElectionNow

'The people want us to stop the boats!'
'The people don't want an election!'

The people want you to fuck off.