The biggest highlight today from the Trump trial was the story about the doorman who lied about having information about a non-existent bastard child Trump had to get a $30,000 fee to keep quiet. Props to that doorman. Get your bag bb.

And now I’m weeping. Hearing this 78 year old Black man talk about the men in his life…so much pain that is inflicted onto us as kids.

Also, an old person podcast? I’m subscribing immediately! I love hearing older people talk about their lives.

I just read those court documents and it all sounds very unserious. It’s obvious (from tweets), that the lot of you are more interested in seeing Megan “fail”, rather than what this man is alleging. That man isn’t even suing for harassment, he’s suing for unpaid wages. Pay him

It goes from:
“Babe I think you might be mistaken” to “Ok hold tf on because now you’re deflecting and flat out lying. Don’t piss me off” and now I’m pulling up receipts and we’re both screaming😂😭

With my past partners I’ve always gone in trying to gently correct them whenever I saw them bending reality to preserve their ego. But then they’d double down and start lying even more and deflecting and at the point the gloves come off because now I’m pissed😂

Every damn day.

a n n a I finally got to the point where I wasn’t lasting more than a few months at a job. Shorty after getting my autism diagnosis I decided to try and create my own employment. Being self-employed is the best decision I ever made.

Parlay Princess Good to know that this is not being sensitive. I dont play that. This is what I’m always labeled when I create that boundary. I see through ppl that do that.

Parlay Princess My husband always tell people my wife is not the jonin type, you go low she really go to hell and beyond. I never cared for that type of stuff at all and don’t do it to others.

I’m so glad I am strict. Aint no pranks, I don’t do no jokes about me. We aint jonin. You’re not breaking me down under the guise of ha ha ha

He just came back from Columbia and we picked up some lunch. I seen a sign that said “Bienvenidos” and asked him what it meant. He pulled out his Google translator app, and gave me the phone where the last thing he translated was “I can’t wait to give you this d*ck” in Spanish 😭

That MM Yes the compatibility was not there lol it’s really a classic 2H/8H dynamic where one person is shamelessly authentic and the other is concerned with social rules & boundaries

The most effective way to get a Sagittarius to leave you tbh

ebin nyc took this video down off tiktok and they will not succeed

One of the funnier things to happen in my dating life was this dude at my first full time job asking me out after several years of working together. He was 35. I was 21.

I told him that my friend and I didn't call him 'old man' ironically. We just thought he was really old.

Konichiwa 🖖🏾 Calmly try to peel it off

Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 What do you do in a situation like this? Cause I’m kinda terrified of octopus 😭

So in other words this is not ideal by any means this is like a bear cub taking interest in you. The mama could be around

Ok so i had to do some research on this. No this one isnt trying to pull them under, and in this situation u should try to stay calm to avoid a venomous bite. That being said, a giant pacific octopus could EASILY overpower a human. Each of its 1600 suckers can lift 30lbs a piece