Hey! I'm fun. I'm lots of fun! Just, you know, in a less lethal kind of way than /some/ people. x.com/Monotony_Kills…

"Wh*donesque: " RT for Richard Castle and Malcolm Reynolds

#2015resolutions ~ To get Ethan Slaughter to a hairstylist. It's time to embrace some kind of 'do other than 'haphazard.'

#2015resolutions ~ To take Kate Beckett on vacation. Somewhere tropical. Where the heat makes clothing prohibitive.

#2015resolutions To get Sherlock a guest pass for RealManLand. Time to put on some pants and climb outta that damn Writer's Skirt.

#2015resolutions ~ To help Slaughter get over his nagging jealousy that I can look good in a skirt and he can't.

Don't be sad, Slaughter. We can't all have nice legs! I'm sure you have many other /fine/ qualities. Jacket thieving skills, for example.

Yes. It takes a certain masculine je ne sais quois to pull off that particular blend of Italian leather and burrito sauce stains.

{casually RTs for Ethan Slaughter} "Marcie Howe: *peeks out of the #TeamCastle closet, waving my #Caskett banner*"

We did! Thank you. You don't often get to open a gift that's both compact /and/ terrifying! Adrenaline in the palm of your hand!

Or all over the front seat, as it were.

{dedicates Tweet 168 to wondering how much trouble he'd get in for telling the stylist to make Slaughter a redhead}

#FiveWordsToRuinADate ~ This restaurant is Slaughter's favorite!

{nodding sagely Mrs. Aria Lenox} There's no denying he is a ridiculously handsome man. Minion

{sends Starbucks and a little something extra to the precinct for Kate Beckett} #NoSharingWithSlaughter

{suavely sends all to Kate Beckett} #FrostingRomance "FoodPorn: Krispy Kreme doughnuts. pic.x.com/2Mje1RCHNH"

My girl. How in the hell did I get so damn lucky? Kate Beckett #SeductiveSunday

{would like Ethan Slaughter to know that looking anywhere but at #Beckett's face will probably get him hit with a car shaped object}

#IDeserveADrinkBecause - {gestures emphatically towards Ethan Slaughter} I'm just saying.

No better time than #WorldBookDay than to pick up a book by someone new! Say, a certain ruggedly handsome mystery writer? {grins}