{side eyes Saffron} {muttering} Gorram she-devil.

So. My gorram crew's off dinin' like monied stiffs while bits and pieces are fallin' off my boat? {tightly} Shiny. Jewel Staite Adam Baldwin

Gorramit Kaylee! {side eyeing Kaylee Frye} You been servin' shine to Momma? {Grumbling, he sent a bowl of bao across the TL to #Boonie, eyes narrowing.} That feng le drink could take paint off the ruttin' hull. Eat this, Momma. You'll feel shiny.

{muttering} Feng le mechanic makin' a gorram fuss. Gotta throw a shindig every time someone circles the sun without kickin' or I hear about it for /days/. {side eyeing Kaylee Frye} SOMEONE'S ASKIN' TO GET TOSSED IN THE HOLD FOR A WEEK. {Putting on a cordial --

-- smile, he thumped a bottle of shine down in front of @BPRP_Beastie, nodding firmly.} Hear tell it's your birthday. Shiny. Drink this, it'll make @CobbOfCommand more... Well. Less of a pain in the pi gu.

{Lifting a glass of the finest in drinks that'll make you blind to Nathan Fillion, he knocked it back in one. The occasion was festive, after all.} #HappyUnificationDay

{muttering} I ain't singin' like some gorram feh feh pi goh. {Clearing his throat, he glanced towards @RP_ThugWife and Devil., --

-- fidgeting uncomfortably.} My engineer makes such a ruttin' fuss over these kinds of things. Had her way, -- @RP_ThugWife Devil.

- we'd be rainin' gorram balloons down on your head, parade and music and all. But! As I. Ain't. Singin', this will --@RP_ThugWife Devil.

-- have to do. {Huffing, he slid a cup of Kaylee Frye's shine to @RP_ThugWife and Devil., nodding firmly.} There. Happy birthday.

#HowToDealWithAnEx ~ Jettison her feng le ass into the black. {muttering} Women. {side eyes Saffron}

{Squinting Thomasina Hart, he slowly slid a bottle of Kaylee Frye's shine to the girl, leaning to hastily kiss her cheek.} --

-- {gruffly} Happy birthday, mei mei. {hurriedly} I ain't gonna sing, so don't ask. Thomasina Hart

.Saffron inspires me to drink more. {coughing} {gruffly} And to, /sometimes/ take a ruttin' leap of faith. #SheInspiresMe

Jayne aware there's some pi gu buckin' for his job? {eyeing Daryl Dixon} Looks personable enough, I s'pose. He got his own grenades? x.com/BPRP_Beastie/s…

{hooking a thumb towards Daryl Dixon} Pi gu likes mashin' things together? {snorting} Maybe he's more like @CobbOfCommand than I -- x.com/Fandomcide/sta…

-- ruttin' thought. x.com/Fandomcide/sta…

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