The Seedhead Timeline
@SeedheadVardy
Glimpses from an alternate timeline where Jamie Vardy has a seedhead. Account run by alternate timeline expert WTJ Blanchard. Chat shit get banged #SafeFalconry
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twitch.tv/Limmy
@DaftLimmy
LIVE Mon-Fri 09:30-13:30: https://t.co/VIuzqxS8ft | Insta: brianlimondCold War Steve
@coldwarsteve
Enquiries: [email protected] mailing list: https://t.co/RLUzvyVcee Support me: https://t.co/U09r4vQtnf Shop at website below xxxStreatham Rovers Football Club
@StreathamRovers
Non-league club in South London. Proud members of the Xtermin8 Rat Poison Football League. Established 1917. Shop: https://t.co/y8ZJampJwKAndy Churnwell 🔶
@churnwell
Princess Diana Legacy award-winning broadcaster on Emblem Digital and Superdrug FM. Hard centrist. Landlord ally. @bazakemedia. [email protected]Samplo Corvodina
@TreborRhurbarb
I like live comedy, Dundela, Sixers, long walks. Legendary parafictioneur. Transpontine diaspora.BAZAKE
@BazakeMedia
Opinion: refined and redefined.Football Manager Hair on Politicians
@visualsatire
'Phenomenal. More than an artist. A revolutionary.' - Dr Robert 'Rob' ZandsTONY BELL - #FAXCHATS BACK BABY
@altgazza
I FIND GAZZA IN ALTRNATE TINELINES 🔭 “FAX PRAM AMBASSADOR OF THE YEAR”’ 🏆📠 WIDOW ⚰️ FAT FINGR SYNDRONE SUFFRER 👆COMA SURVIVOR 😴 BLUE BLOCKER 🛃TheIainDuncanSmiths
@TheIDSmiths
Four lads who shook the Department for Work and PensionsDr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
@TaffGoose
CEO of #NeverStopNotGivingUp. Ex-EPL footballer. Played for 20+ clubs. Motivational speaker. Pundit. Motoring journalist. Head coach @StreathamRovers.Prof Kelvin Knox 🔶 🏴🤝🏴
@2012Studies
Founder @BazakeMedia. Former lead dancer on Hitman & Her + Pink Windmill Show. Professor. Anglo-Scot.Simon Hedges
@Orwell_Fan
Almost award winning journalist, I'm 49. 'A great writer' - Philip Pullman. Insta - Orwell_FanNo Context Zands
@RobZands
Once the account of a great guitar player. Now just a pathetic man shouting like the rest of you.Venereal Ben
@Viral_Ben
The viral smash sensation of the Thrillennium. RT please.stefgotbooted.bsky.social Agree to disagree
@StefGotBooted
Still a #PyramidTruther. Irish. Resident Twitter fact checker. Spaghetti simp. Mascarpone Marxist. 🔪 🔪 🔪Gordo!
@Meat__Hook
never knowingly correct | he/him tumblr: https://t.co/3gF2bwCbOv FFXIV: Ruutin Tutin (Odin)Sir Piers-Alexander Birtwistle. 🇺🇦
@CentristQC
Proud father first. Bad gardener second. Wagnerite. Qualified performing clown and proud Ruddles Man.barney farmer
@barneyfarmer
Yūgen appreciation society. Writes Drunken bakers etc for Viz. Wrote this https://t.co/EkFvmRP7kD this https://t.co/wh1hmG5V8R and that https://t.co/K4H7zE1TgG so…Terry Fuck
@terryfuck45
ケツ https://t.co/6ivicXTXydThe Gordon Jackson Five
@mypalfootfoot7
founder of the Mill of Haldane soviet. Quite left wing. 🇵🇸 Quite niche etcThe Human CentiPeeb🇵🇸
@_Peebs69
Twitch Affiliate at https://t.co/qOyQAcoOJ6 A Gentleman and a Scholar. He/Him 🤖🤍💙❤️ https://t.co/ymblwOZDQABlirt ‘Barry’ Lancaster KC™
@GynecologistIm
Burt Lancaster was a solid guy, change my mind. 'Mad blue'.Dr Kevin Dunce 🇺🇦🇷🇺
@drkevindunce
Proud Scotsman | Likes always mean full endorsement of your views | Chief Engineer of the Boeing 737 Max 9 | War Criminal | Pro-PC, anti-wokeDave Bucket
@DaveBucket1
mouse to go before i sleep
@JoeySwearwords
I like books and also some other things. My cuffs are bone dry. Steeled by a sense of ire unmerited. Aspiring happiness sceptic.Steve
@MonkeyTennis14
https://t.co/j7JMjVLWWdBRAINCASE
@BraincaseFilms
Content innovation for you, the consumer, spearheaded by the corporate-savvy vision of CEO supremo @braincaserob.The Mystifier
@rogerorgan97
Jessica
@_j_e_s_s___
I work in a library. she/herjack
@Champion_Hill
Foundation for Mike Gapes Research
@milkgapes
We research and contain Mike Gapes and Gapes-related events. We are not a DPRK front. 우리는 북한 전선이 아닙니다. (he/him, Ingramard, operates @ThePostersArch1)Brain Ferry cross the Tay / Orwell 🇺🇦🇪🇺 ⓥ
@richdfrost
Has turntable, plays Cardiacs! veggie Radha Soami. 🏴 Ex Rail S&T Engineer Sells Records in my spare timeThe Wild Eyed Boy From Freecloud
@JamesRu5531l
Socialist, #BDS, vegetarian, former teacher, politics graduate.Anthony Dodds
@anthonyjdodds
Rich Hall
@richonlyinname
I would still like to be adopted by someone nice.Elliot Crosby
@1990ecrosby
Dave R. McGrath’s Alternate Timeline Portal
@alternateTLhub
The Interweb’s largest repository for alternate timeline discoveries is under new management.Slained
@Slained0
Socialist. NHS Nurse. Very quiet usually. he/himIan Thorp
@Thorpy13
Shelbourne FC & Aston Villa fan. Muse junkie.Vindicatrix
@aridtrax
erst kommt das fressen, dann kommt die moralOliver Forrester
@OllyForrester
One half of Birmingham writing duo Forrester & Fletcher. Music/spoken word maker as Kesomi. Creative Director by day. MDANTHello Gillian
@mippy
I should have just got a job on the bins; the pay is better and I'd know some hard blokesGareth Chester
@GarethChester
Failed teacher, frustrated archaeologist, semi-talented BI developer, tuba/bass trom player @DarloOrchestra. Gate/occasional twitter @DurCorinthianFC He/himWallet PI
@waIletinspector
Doom Jew. he/him - pointing out pronouns in bio is not an argumentSam Delaney 'Sort Your Head Out' OUT NOW
@DelaneyMan
Journalist, broadcaster. Author of 'SORT YOUR HEAD OUT - MENTAL HEALTH WITHOUT ALL THE BOLLOCKS’ out now. Mental health ambassador for @thecalmzoneJon Garbett
@jongarb
Second-rate flaneurMikey3D
@mikey3dtv
Songwriter. Photographer. Video guy.Harry
@SwindonImp
Armchair groundhopper.The Macedonia supporter 🇲🇰
@EssOpie
Eclectic Worrier.
@kmartbopper
When I asked was he free-o, he just looked straight at me, and he danced on and onPete Farmer
@Intacaneous
UmbongoSam
@sam___cox
dig itbeth gould (they/she) 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@beththeroman
trans person in physics @transphysicists | observational cosmology phd student @AstroObsNCL | they/them or she/herCelum 🏴
@CalumBairn98
It’s all good mangumplock
@gumplock
I make little effort with spelling and punctuation on twitter.Ted
@MarketThatcher
Alex Gray
@WFTWithAlexG
soft gent, but definitely not a pram botherer. he/himCharlotte 🇵🇸
@charlottor
trade unionist, belligerent gobshite (she/her) 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸Chris Barry
@iamchrisbarry
Norn Irish football loving, craft beer drinker. Into festivals, gigs and travelling. #mufc #glazersoutAndrew Little
@DaddedValue
Dadded Value - retired, but not from lifeLaurence de Lussy
@Laurencedlk
Giving away more than this would be creating spoilers for my autobiography.Simon Smith
@Needmorebeer1
Retread Modernist. Politically Hirsute.Robert Button
@itsRobButton
I was saying Boo-urns.