RAW SPAGHETTI BEFORE IT GETS BLEACHED

IVE NEVER BEEN WRONG

EVERYONE BLASTING MY FAX UP . EMPTYING MY PAPER TRAY TTO SAY “BUT TONY BUT THE ITALIANS SUBVERTED IT BY INVENTING ANTI-PASTA”’ . I MEAN HOW EASY IS TO MAKE THE OPPOSITE OF PASTA?? HAMBURGER! YES. CHEESE ROLLS! YES. TRIFLE! YES AGAIN. ITS THAT SIMPLE. ANYONE CAN DO IT .

FUNNY HOW THE ITALIANS RECKON THEY INVENTED PASTA HUNDREDS OF CENTURIES AGO . BUT DESPITE ALL THAT KNOWHOW AN SO CALLED 'EXPERTISE'' THEY DID NOTHING WITH IT. AN IT WERE ACTUALLY THE BRITS THAT INVENTED SPAGHETTI HOOPS IN THE 1970S. ABSOLUTE HUMBLING! !

LIVE TO SEE THIS KINDA BRAND LOYALTY 👏👏👏👏👏

PROUD TO BE A NUMBER TWO? 💩

AFTER INSURVIVED MY COMA I HAD A LOT OF PEOPLE TELL ME I WASNT ME. THAT SOMEHOW THE REAL ME HAD VANISHED AN WOKE UP IN SOME OTHER TIMELINE AN WHAT REMAINED WASNT REALLY TONY. I MEAN HOW INSULTING OS THAT? BATTLE OF MY LIFE TO GET CONCIOUS ONLY TO BE TOLD IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH ! 😾

WORD OF WARNING FROM AN OLD FELLA TO ALL THE YOUNG JOKERS TODAY. I TOOK AN APRIL FOOL TOO FAR (AFTER 12PM)) AN I ENDED UP SELF BURIED IN A LAYBY DITCH JUST OFF A SERVICE STATION. I WAS IN A COMA FOR A WHILE TOO. STILL SLIGHTLY OFF MY EGGS. AN LOST MY SON TOO. MISSING NOT DEAD 🤞

ADVERTS CASHING IN ON UK NOSTALGIA FOR THE BELOVED WHITE DOG POO . MASTERFUL GAMBIT EGON 👏👏👏👏👏👏 #AD

#FAXTWITTER HAS BEEN IN THE SUN GOING STRONG FOR EVERAL YEARS. DESPITE DIONNE WARWICKS BEST ATTEMPTS TO SABOTAGE US #FAXCHAT #FAXHOUR

NOT YOU AN ALL PAUL 😾😾😾

THE PENIS .

SO MYCH POTENTIAL TO HARNESS THE “BRANDS OF BRITAIN”’ TO REBUILD THIS KNACKERED NATION. HERE ME NOW WALKERS Walkers Crisps DUNE ELK Dunelm HAPPY SHOPPER Nish Shah WIMPY WimpyUK SUNNY DELITE SUNNYD ! LETS RAISE BETTER LITTLE BRITONS #BUILDSCHOOLSBACKBETTER

HONESTLY SURPRISED MICHAEL DIDNT BORE SVEN
ABOUT HOW HES INFURIATIATED ABOUT THE PRINCIPLE OF PAYING TO PISS

I WOULD TO APOLOGISE TO OUR FUTURE QUEEN OF WALES. I ONLY BROADCAST THIS BECAUSE I HAD IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT THIS WAS REAL AN DEFINITRLY NOT A PHOTOSHOP . TO MY FOLLOWETS IF I EVER GO QUIET ON HERE THEN I AM LIKELY IN THE TOWER OF LONDON (NOT AS A TOURISY))

I GAVE WELCOME BREAK A ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE TO DIFFERENTIATE THE BRAND FROM ITS COMPETITORS. OFFER SOMETHING TURLY UNIQUE TO THE ROADSIDE COMMUTER. AN IN RETURN THEY BLOCKED ME. AN NOW 4YRS LATER MOTO Moto Hospitality HAS REPLACED THEM AS THE NO.1 ROADSIDE PISSPOT N STOP LCOATION 👏

THIS FELLA STILL CAMPING OUTSIDE PARLIAMENT UNTIL WE RETURN TO THE EU THEN?