My marriage has ran its course and we're clearly just not admitting it yet but are at the very petty stage. My wife recently got the utility room painted turquoise but I take great pleasure calling it green. She's already looking at new colours to repaint it as a result

I have a genuine phobia of putting away plates in the kitchen cupboard. I can't believe how a few little screws can take soo much weight. One day the cupboard must come crashing down. Surely.

Dad's confession but when I was a child my dad used to make me go into B&Q and swap a broken lightbulb with a brand new one. If I ever got caught I'd sat i brought it from home to check sizes. Thanks Dad.

I was contacted by a solicitor that a cousin left some money when he passed, there's loads of us and we all got £12,000 each. I briefly mentioned this to husband, but because he never listens to me he didn't take it in. I never mentioned it again and spent it.