There should be a non-traditional-skills section on CVs Like, I am great at finding academic events with free food. What are you good at?

I just spent an hour writing a very detailed email to a student expleining why did they fail my class. Will they...

Not to brag, but inspired by @SeasonedAcadem1 I went to bed at 9 pm and woke up at 7 am. It was awesome!

Accurate! 💯

Why not all shoes are slippers or sneakers? WHY??

My new single “We Are The Champions/We Will Rock You'' is out now! Stream wherever you get your music 🎶 dolly.lnk.to/WATCWWRY

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

Monday, the kids are on holiday, I have tons of work. Yay.

There should be a special circle in h€ll for people who cancel meetings 1 minute before they are supposed to start.

In addition to mandatory training, we have a suite of optional training modules you can engage and be assessed upon. Think of it as a streaming series to get you through the writer’s strike.

Word of the day is ‘ingordigious’ (17th century): motivated primarily by greed.

I feel kinda weird using twitter at work now that it has the new logo. It feels as if I had a p0rn site open or something like that.

Welcome to another round of am I exhausted or is it the flu?

Relatable! 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️

My colleagues have already got they rejection/acceptance emails for a Very Cool Conference we all want to attend and I haven't. So, of course I'm checking my email every 30 seconds or so.

The premiere of Order of the Phoenix, me and my brother went dressed up as Death Eaters. Ppl actually took pictures with us which was very weird.

I'm leaving Twitter. This X crap is not what I signed up for. I'm met wonderful people around here and I'm happy for that. Hopefully we'll meet in other spaces. Love you all!