Just checking in..I'm doing much better.. found this 😊

Too many gargoyles not enough frogs.

In light of recent events, we’re launching the Congressional Dog Lovers Caucus today! This group dedicated to man’s best friend aims to foster bipartisan cooperation and will help put paws over politics. 🐾

Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 and whose grin shows a single gold tooth, do not accept a ride…

Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 reaching over to roll down the driver window at 65 mph is hard on a driver seat

What are you going to do stab me? Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 Honestly, if you’re gonna drop $25, doing it at a taco truck is really the best option.

Jemma Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 I could tell you about the day he almost blasted the tips of his slippers off with an antique American shotgun while attempting to take out a crow, but I’m saving it for my memoirs.

I could almost hear Ned Martin . . . 'Deep to right field!''
Then Yaz rounding the bases at Fenway.

not in my neighborhood , we all did the YAZ bat spin

Always feels like meeting an old friend. A certain Mr Bligt, a C16th tax collector who left his mark on numerous churches across East Anglia. This example from St Nicholas at Blakeney. Found in more than 20 churches so far.

The mid C14th Slipper Chapel (St Catherine's chapel) just outside Walsingham in North Norfolk. A jewel of high medieval gothic architecture on a tiny scale. The work of the 'Walsingham Master'. Truly OTT.
Looking pretty fine this evening.

I absolutely will not do you a solid that's disgusting

When a baby puts its arms up to you, you pick it up. It doesn’t matter which baby.

To anyone out there struggling: do NOT fucking give up. Change your strategy. Change your mindset. Fuck all the people who act like they’re supportive but secretly like to see you struggle. Fuck them all.

“Turn down for what?”
- Lil Jon, housekeeper, about to be fired from Motel 6

Welp, just dropped $25 at the taco truck at work 😎

If the government surveils dangerous people, they need to make sure to look into anyone who says something bad about Jennifer Garner on the internet. They’re prob terrorists too.

I’m going into senile porn. I think it’s a growth market.

I hope Stormy Daniels is a witness soon, so we can get the phrase “one pump trump” into the official record

one time one of my moms boyfriends told us we could call him dad. we were like, 'whatever, Mark R.'