It's a perfect day to disappear into an old forest & never be seen again

That was severely underwhelming.

He just ordered the government to call you Bruce.

Hi I'm also autistic but I don't do nazi salutes because I'm not a nazi hope this helps

I wonder what fresh horrors await for me today.

Maybe this will be the year I get to cross “Punch a n@zi” off my bucket list.

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat

Dear Canadian and Mexican friends and colleagues: I didn't vote for this. None of my family members or friends voted for this. We all supported Kamala Harris. We are sorry this is happening and that like us, you are caught in Trump's vindictive crossfire.

Love the fact that my MIL verbally attacked me when I’m basically 8 months pregnant.

Don’t let JD Vance go near this new Pope.

I’ve seen people so upset over what happened today. People who said they cried in their cars. Those same people stayed silent when a school sh00t1ng happened. “Thoughts and prayers” they say. Well, those kids were quite literally praying.

When two nerds have a baby…

2026, you can STOP AT ANY TIME.