While I'm here, old but good. #Austrailian #pig steals #beer , gets #drunk , fights #cow . It's up there with #drunk #Geordie fights #police #horse with #cop sat on horse.

I do hope there's some truth in this. Couple having #sex in #goat costumes accidentally gets #shot by #hunters . I thought it was #sheep in New Zealand #NewZealand (& #Austrailia , & #Wales ). Something for #Liverpool Liverpool FC fans to be #champion at now they've blown the #Premiership ?

White substance found at #Liverpool Liverpool FC Liverpool FCTV training pitch...

I vote by putting a little 'X' in a box next to the name of a candidate.

Open top #bus for sale contact, Annfield Road, #Liverpool L4 0TH
0151 260 6677 [email protected] or at Liverpool FC.

#Aliens have found NASA's #Voyager1 . They're not impressed. But they are curious about certain Newcastle United FC #Newcastle #Geordie traditions involving #horses ?

Are we all ready for the #GeneralElections2024 and #Tory geddon ? One shot for every #Tory / Conservatives that loses a seat? #LiverDamage .

As someone on the #ASD scale to someone else on the scale, totally agreed.

When did #SAFC choose to write off this season?

Don't tell Philp...

Seen in #Coventry . No #ManchesterUnited fans' tops allowed. (Manchester United)

#Brexit #Rejoin #EU NHS Same newspaper (@Daily_Express), different headlines.

Interesting day with VAR this weekend? Nottingham Forest Nottingham Forest on Twitter and Luton Town's Luton Town FC response. 😏

Snow White tells the Seven Dwarfs it's time to get back to work, regardless of what Doc says. #SickNoteCulture Conservatives Reform UK The Labour Party

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Sick, but typical electioneering and all parties are guilty of it. Populist and unworkable.

Seen at the Grand National. No horse is safe from the Toon Army. #Newcastle #ToonArmy #GrandNational #Aintree #Liverpool

#Drunk , #Sober , who really cares?

Very quickly, due to the number of spam and crypto-currency accounts following me (half my followers!), I decided to do some house keeping. SR5 has thus become Roker SOL as it was easier to create a new account. Craig Kelly 🇬🇧🇺🇦 who I know from school, don't mean to confuse.