People be thinking you know what’s going on when you don’t even give a fuck.

It’s not that hard. ~ men, getting hard.

Good morning, happy Wednesday! ☕️🌸💗

Kind people are my kind of people 🤍

I don’t like the person I become when I reach into a box in the pantry to grab a snack and it’s empty.

everyone wants a goth girl until she’s mad now she’s a crazy witch and you’re scared

I’m making Pasta Wednesday a thing. Hop on board or get the hell out.

No beach day is complete without diving into a good read and dozing off for awhile.

For my toddler’s 1st ever day of preschool, he’s apparently already made many enemies. According to him, none of the other kids wanted to play with him because he cried too loud all day.

I have no idea who any rapper is after 2003.

if I know you and we see each other in a restaurant, wave, say hi but stay at your own table.

To all idiots on earth who intentionally or unintentionally misinterpret people and try to harm them by your ignorant fuckery, fuck you.

call me a ma'amogram, with the amount of titties ive seen today.

Here's a question.... What do you like most about the Twitter? I'll go first... I like the connections I make, the laughs I have, and the like-minded people I get to talk to! ❤️

The sun gave some gentle warmth to the day and with just one look I watched the graceful rolling of the waves The last time local summer came I looked up at the blue sky and prayed, please stay 📷 mine

Ever get overloaded with life and not check your mail, email, or messages for a few days, then the longer it goes the more you think I don't need to know, this is fine? Maybe it's me.

eye contact that sets your soul on fire

There has to be food in it. ~ conversation requirements.

Everyone needs to fuck to Lana Del Rey at some point in their lives. The men have no say in this. Also, they don’t care.

you are the place I want to call home