I need a career more lucrative than comedy. Considering becoming a part-time NFT.

I like macaroni.

My pronouns are "he he he" because I think that's silly.

youtu.be/StCS4KdJ018 Done did it

“Comedy Backstory: A Half Hour with Robert Punchur“ with @dantamayomgmt. Feb 27, 2022 at 7:00 PM on @clubhouse! clubhouse.com/event/xVLEB4el…

BREAKING NEWS: The National Guard announces that two of Trump’s January 6 insurrectionists are STILL serving in the National Guard because they’re being protected by the Winsconsin and Virginia state Guards, which refuse to expel them. RT IF YOU THINK THAT THEY MUST BE EXPELLED!

Come play trivia at 8pm! Greg Silber may or may not be here hosts live trivia in person at Alligator Lounge Grant DeArmitt hosts live trivia in person at @seawitchnyc ! @robertpunchur hosts live trivia in person at Abilene Bar Brooklyn ! Adam hosts the Streaming Home Game at twitch.tv/TrivialDispute

Tomorrow nite, UPWORDS Comedy Storytelling Show returns to GreenwichVillageCC at 7pm with a stacked lineup of hilarious storytellers. Jamie Brickhouse Jess Salomon Aaron Ring Dani Riedel Robert Punchur and Heidi Grandberry. Come on by! 🎟🔗👇🏻 upwordsgv.Eventbrite.com

Very Good Comedy Show Sun 23rd Oct 6pm 12 Saint Marks Place #NewYork #UScomedy VeryGood Comedy Show LINE-UP: aric grooms Robert Punchur ZeroFuksGiven John Bennett DC Williams Zach Pickett Helaine Witt Laura Bolivar 🔥COMEDY TICKETS🎟 jokepit.com/comedy-in/othe… #JOKEPIT THE HAPPY PLACE

Even when they're not popular #BlackLivesMatter

Lead is matter. Hard matter. It can hurt. #BlueLivesMatter

Dr. Fart Johnson M.D.

Why is it called taking a shit when we're literally giving them away to the flush lords?

I'm willing to bet that gambling is a sin.

This was the most recent #twitpost when I posted it but now its old news and I knew that before I twittered it. Whoa.

Very Good Comedy Show Wed 30th Nov 7pm St Mark's Place #NewYork #UScomedy VeryGood Comedy Show LINE-UP Kitty Reynolds Danny Carabono AlexCarabano aric grooms Macy Kwok Daniela Mora Robert Punchur +Others TIX jokepit.com/comedy-in/othe… FIND THE BEST COMEDY ON #JOKEPIT

Very Good Comedy Show Sat 10th Dec 8pm Parkway Theatre & Lounge #Pennsylvania #UScomedy VeryGood Comedy Show LINE-UP Jus Janell Al Boogie Carlos Garcia Gabe Marshall Tony Montanna TJ Klisavage Robert Punchur TIX jokepit.com/comedy-in/othe… FIND THE BEST COMEDY ON #JOKEPIT

Very Good Comedy Show Sat 10th Dec 8pm 644 Broadway Ave, McKees Rocks #PA VeryGood Comedy Show Line-Up Jus Janell Al Boogie Carlos Garcia Gabe Marshall Tony Montanna TJ Klisavage Robert Punchur 🔥COMEDY TICKETS & INFO🎟 jokepit.com/comedy-in/othe…

Rest in peace OJ Simpson and rest in pieces his ex wife 🙏