I wish my parents would've added some Nepo to the Tism they gave me.

I find it incredibly funny that the people that chant "pedo pedo pedo" rely on a literal convicted pedophile as their emergency cope reaction force

Reports Claim Iran Has Stockpiled Enough Flat-Pack Ayatollahs to Last For Decades

Jack Trowell Robert Odo House Hedonism Bot planefag Richard Medhurst I understand that your French nature makes it so that doing work is basically off the table at the getgo but my STATE ALONE has over 800km of coastline that is constantly monitored by satellite so that people can track fucking sea turtles

Japan is crazy bro

They simultaneously believe our radar tracking and intercept abilities have been degraded to essentially useless, but they think it is wise to not take this opportunity to fire on every possible target while their defenses are down.

Pete Hegseth casts MAGIC MISSILE

Doha Oh that’s the dipshit that thinks every explosion is a nuke I wonder what it would be like to go through life being that fucking stupid

A lot can happen in a week of modern high intensity warfare. Just ask Khamenei. Oh wait. You can't. Because he's in hell.

I love my country because it is strong. Its strength protects its virtue, its beauty, its achievement. It protects me and the people I love. I am proud to contribute in my small way to its strength. Sorry, John, but I love the sword for its sharpness, because of what it defends.

"Actually we are not even going to ban porn, drugs or premarital sex, we are just going to wag our finger at young men really loudly about it" That's somehow even worse! Who is this even supposed to win over?

Dumbest people alivr

Who knew that the missile defense cost ratio could be flipped on its head with this one simple trick: going on the offense and bombing the missiles left of launch.

In my experience, women are always getting mad at you for the questions you didn’t ask your male friends. Yes, we talked for 5 hours. No, I didn’t ask what happened with his girlfriend. It didn’t come up. They’ll never get it.

Jones Act haters, your day is here

I would caution the professional analysts not to extrapolate too much based on Venezuela and Iran. There’s a long jump from “here’s Chinese export hardware operated by Corporal Schmuckatelli” to “here’s the good stuff operated by guys who live and breathe it”

Mashallah, may our martyr Lint Al'Trayp rest in jannah

Complacency kills, but more importantly there is no match like over-match, so we will continue to procure and train as if their stuff is top-notch. That way the only surprises will be pleasant ones.

“Once again Trump fell right into the supreme leader’s trap. In a coma and missing a leg just means more blood goes to his brain making him more smarter. The US has already lost.”