Welcome to the afterlife, sweetie. St. Peter just put in a replica of the Polo Lounge, let’s sink a few and try to nail Lana Turner!

Rip Torn didn’t outlive the decade, but he did make this incredible list full of sweeties!

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Goodnight, sweeties.

Sorry for the self-promotion, sweeties! I'll go back to sipping salty dogs on a cloud now!

A year ago today was the "end" of my Twitter account Rip Torn Outlives. It feels EXTREMELY stupid to say this, but I genuinely miss being able to post about things that are weird and scary through the guise of a surly old drunk character actor.

RIP TORN HAS OUTLIVED THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY. * *Please suspend disbelief for this one tweet, it's a great day. SALTY DOGS FOR EVERYONE, SWEETIES!

Sadly, sweeties, not even Rip Torn could outlive this show!

Interesting account, sweetie!

He sure does

Now that people are finally dogpiling on LizaMinelliOutlives I finally went back to revisit my old account and goddamn, I miss it so much.

He Is Risen. Happy Easter, Sweeties!