I had the weirdest dream last night...I dreamt our Government had openly backed a policy to stop Civil Servants wearing colourful lanyards...no more cheese for me before bedtime again!
#EstherMcVey

Get 'em quick folks, because since our Minister for common sense, Esther McVey, outlawed the humble rainbow 'Land Yard' (as she put it) yesterday, they are positively flying off the shelves!
#EstherMcVey
#CultureWars
#ToryBrokenBritain

The William Wragg honey trap scandal story has been completely buried, but there are still so many unanswered questions:
Who else's mobile number did he pass on?
Who sent pics back?
Who are 'Charlie' and 'Abi'?
What are the wider consequence to our national security?
#TorySleaze

Julie Street 🇪🇺💙🇺🇦 So it’s ok for MPs to wear lapel badges signifying their allegiance because they are politicians but not ok for the individuals working in the civil service. Never have I heard such utter bollocks!! Unbelievable …..she’s an absolute disgrace.

Rachel Cunliffe It was pure genius that it was sent at the same time as Sunak was giving hs 'safer in our hands ' speech.
Is someone inside CCHQ trying to end the Tory Party?

If online retailer Very thought making #NadhimZahawi Chairman even before he's stepped down as an MP was a smart move, let's show them just how smart a move it is and #BoycottVery

#NadhimZahawi has just announced that he becomes the Chairman of online retailer Very on June 1st 2024...so given that #RishiSunak is still too scared to announce the date of the General Election and that's when Zahawi steps down, who is going to run his constituency until then?

#RishiSunak is making a speech about having bold ideas on how to keep our country safe and secure. Well how about asking #Tory MPs not to send pictures of their genitals to complete strangers on hook up apps or paying 'bad people' ransoms from Party Funds? Start simple eh Rishi??

A Government whose Defence Secretary has four aliases are about to argue that the country is safer under the Conservatives. Yeah right!!!! 😂
#GrantShapps
#SebastianFox
#MichaelGreen
#CorinneStockheath

Anne The Man of Hidden Shallows BBC News (UK) Laura Kuenssberg I know a journalist who could replace Laura Kuenssberg and be brilliant. Sangita Myska, she's professional, would ask the questions that NEED to be asked !
#GeneralElectionNow

At their lowest point one of these two polled 22% and the other 18%...but which is which? 🤔
#RishiSunak
#Lettuce

Dear Government,

Today you will no doubt bombard us with statistics about how great the economy is doing.

For your information we stopped believing anything you told us years ago, and would rather you fuck off as quickly as possible please.

Signed
The People
P.S. See Below

Lol 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂😂

Strikes me that #KeirStarmer has weighed up this #NatalieElphicke defection thing and thought...you know what...fuck it!

#GrantShapps is about to stand up and say that there has been an MOD computer hack and names may have been stolen...oh the irony!!! 😂😂😂
#MichaelGreen
#CorinneStockheath
#SebastianFox

The Man of Hidden Shallows She knows she’s doomed. Phone will stop ringing when Labour get elected and the BBC will dump her. She’ll go online and say vile things for clicks with all the other bottom feeders.

The Man of Hidden Shallows

Just watch this and hear the utter contempt in which she holds #KeirStarmer ...there's real venom in her delivery. The #BBC need to look at this and honestly decide whether going into a General Election if #LauraKeunssberg is the right person to be anchoring their coverage.

Iain Duncan Smith MP Conservatives Andy Street It’s too late I’m afraid. This ‘Labour doesn’t have a plan’ spiel is pathetic it makes them sound like children in a playground. We need grown ups in politics and that’s been sadly lacking since the Johnson years.

#AndyStreet distanced himself from his own party to try and win, a party that his friend #MichaelFabricant helped steer so far right that it has become unelectable and yet he still lost. The irony that Fabricant is to blame but now passes on messages of condolence is hilarious 😂