Ed Miliband: 'Frankly, it would be a global embarrassment, for Britain, if Susan Hall was elected as the Mayor of London... it would empower the flat earth brigade... '

Q: You're not calling Susan Hall a flat earther?

Ed Miliband: I absolutely am...

Tories have done a great job painting themselves into the corner of the room.

Sir, you have the smallest hands. Could you try in these gloves for me. He had tears in his eyes that day.

Dear Police,

I’m worried that I may have accidentally registered my identity at the wrong address ten years ago …

🚨

Giving false information is an offence under section 13D of the Representation of the People Act 1983

However, the act imposes a time bar of *one year* for the launch of any prosecution

(and the Rayner allegations relate to pre 2015)

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Greedy drivers and train managers. Obvs. telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/1…

Why don’t they simply resign quietly from the House of Lords and go and live on their yachts in the Seychelles.

Ello, ello, ello. Are you the proprietor of this vehicle, Ma’am? Can ask about its whereabouts in the evening of May 7th 2015?

Another poll with the Tories below 20%. Wait till the public get to hear about Angela Rayner selling her council house. That’ll turn it around.

Hold the front page (((Dan Hodges))) is going to be raging. He’ll be getting his mighty sword of justice out.

Oi! Dan Hodges are you gonna be all over this like a rash tomorrow?

Strong from Starmer. You’ve got to face these ghouls down, they’re bullies and he’s sending a strong message.

Rishi Sunak so weak William Wragg had to sack himself. He comes out to meet the President of Rwanda on the step of No10 but doesn’t for Obama. Gives former Home Secretary licence to roam the tv studios second guessing foreign policy. What’s wrong with this guy?

'Where is the fairness, we ask, for the shift-worker, leaving home in the dark hours of the early morning, who looks up at the closed blinds of their next-door neighbour sleeping off a life on benefits.'
- George Osborne

Ken Murphy is Tesco’s UK CEO and the highest paid supermarket boss.

He gets £4,740,000 a year, but is registered to pay tax in the Republic of Ireland.

Not a penny of his outrageous salary is collected in tax, despite almost all Tesco’s earnings coming from the UK.

It’s theft.

The Times: getting a bit desperate now lads. It’s only the local elections.

This guy’s a headbanger. In what way is perverting democracy to allow the real elites to asset strip the country in voters interest? telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/1…

You may have seen Richard Tice telling candidates not to 'Drink and Tweet'.

Well Reform UK candidate for Northampton North antonyantoniou has redacted 71.4k posts.

What's he got to hide? Let me tell you, because I took a couple of screenshots...

Two things: 1. Stop arranging photo ops with very tall men 2. he didn’t come out on the doorstep for Obama. Tells you everything you need to know.

They’re going to run on to Jan 25 aren’t they? Blame extraordinary circumstances caused by pandemic and war in Ukraine to justify it.