I used to love The Sweeney

Nothing cooler than an 89-year-old Buddy Guy drinking cognac with one hand and playing "Sunshine of Your Love" with the other

Cllr Jaymey McIvor 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 How many of your party were Tories when they did this?

"On one day, five of the 20 courts were sitting empty because there is not the budget to keep them open. What should be the busiest crown court in the country is being forced to run at reduced capacity..." This is why there's a backlog, not cos of juries! thetimes.com/uk/law/article…

Drones are massively flying to Russia

Ray Sullivan Quite Interesting And with all those dancers, pipers, leapers and drummers it's dinner and a show every night. Or you could just book into Butlins for a lot less.

I wrote Refugees Welcome on my own St George flags. Same cloth.Different message. It takes all the aggression out of it. No shouting. No damage. Just a quiet flip that makes the whole performance look ridiculous. Authoritarians hate that. Fascists love trends until the trend

Someone's going to be in some very hot water...

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What was Jesus in for? 👀

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